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I recently read an article by the foremost authority on Human Sloth, Dr.
Plasbo Harledoo, in which he proposes an idyllic existence prior to the
development of civilization. His argument is convincing and deserving of
serious consideration if we are to understand ourselves as we are now.
Dr. Harledoo believes that, since humans have existed on the earth for around 2 million years and have only been civilized for about .3% of that (roughly 6000 years), the first 1994000 years humans didn't do much of anything. Since these early humans were every bit as much human as we are, they had to have possessed the same quantity of raw intelligence. Being human, the quality and depth of their intelligence would likewise be comparable to human intelligence now. Why then didn't they DO anything? It could be argued that these early humans were too busy just staying alive to accomplish anything. This requires that they lived in a very dangerous and deadly world, constantly hiding, darting from one shadow to another, fearful, cowering and meek. During all this time, for countless generations, humans skulked about too terrified to even make simple tools or master the kindling of fire or build even the crudest of shelters. The earliest evidence of any human artifacts only dates back maybe 40000 years. That means that humans made nothing at all for about 196000 years. Even after learning how to make simple tools, it would another 34000 years before they established the first civilizations. That kind of existence seems wholly impossible for beings having the magnitude of intelligence humans possess. Professor Harledoo believes the notion to be absurd and indefensible. Early Humans, he claims, lived in a world so completely free of danger and stress and want that they had no need to build or organize anything, the complete lack of artifacts is exactly what we should expect.
It may be that people thought about "things" that would completely overwhelm our comprehension. Maybe they "talked" with plants and animals, maybe their could commune with rocks and bodies of water or even entities whose existence we deny. Maybe they just thought about nonsense, made up really clever jokes or played incredibly complicated games. It may be that their intelligence was just an amusing toy that no one thought to apply to anything "real". Whatever else they may have done, they produced nothing and left no trace of their existence (an insight to into this phenomenon (or lack thereof) can be found Here). For approximately 28500 generations, people did nothing. All of human history has occurred in just 85 generations (a generation being 70 years or so). That seems to suggest that the intelligence we prize so highly, that we revere above all our other attributes, is either of the "wrong" kind or irrelevant. If so, then all of the accomplishments of the last 6000 years are without meaning and have nothing to do with anything that really matters. Our fascination with ourselves and our achievements is an aberration, a kind of demented vanity (there's a possible answer, here or, possibly, here. Another interesting puzzle is that human civilizations began almost simultaneously all over the planet. It wasn't that some group of people in one place invented civilization and then exported it to people in other places. Civilization was almost instantaneous (on an historical scale) in many places. The impetus for people creating civilizations for themselves could not have been anything so obvious as over-population; there just weren't that many human beings at the time. If there was some horrendous geological or even cosmological event that drove people together, forcing them to organize themselves, there is no evidence for it. Why civilization began after 1994000 years of aimlessness is a complete mystery. |
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